Stand at attention for these patriotic nutcrackers, who are ready to defend your feet with their festive uniforms and toy swords. This pair of gray and brown crew socks features a pattern of red, white, and blue nutcracker soldiers. Who says Christmas socks have to be boring? Sure, you may not get a present from these guys, but they're still pretty darn cracking! Plus, with "What's Crackin?" emblazoned on the sides, you'll always have something snazzy to say.