Coffee Makes Me Poop: Brew-tiful Socks for Coffee Lovers. These socks make it known! Whether you're a coffee lover or poop connoisseur, don't be shy about it. Life is too short for bad coffee and socks! Stand out with these stylish, amusing socks in any setting. Whether it's a coffee date, a client meeting, or a family dinner, embrace the power of caffeine-induced nature's call. Let your toes do the talking and enjoy the hilarious reactions from fellow coffee aficionados and toilet humor fans alike.